Thursday, May 22, 2008
16! Not much of a surprise today, but well, I enjoyed my day.
I just realised I'm such a boring person, and really think that you'll feel bored reading my blog. That being said, I decided to write a bit as I've got a bit of time on my hand. Well, what's wrong with 饮水思源？It's really a value which I think all of us should constantly remember.
Well, to share with all of you a joke on lawyers being materialistic. Well are they? I guess this is just a joke, but enjoy!
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"
KC...
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